ME : OMG DAR! i jus withness an instant DEATH !!!!
sHER : what? HAR? HOW? someone jump off building ?! HOWS YOU ?
ME : LOLOL! a beetle suicided =x LOL! he flew right into my fan and got an instant death by having itself cut into half . LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOL!
SHER : LOLS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
ME: the head got cut off and the body landed on my sis`s pillow right beside her head! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH! && she sleeping SOUNDLY! hahahahahahahhah